penguinfaery: (reno="D:")
2009-09-04 05:39 pm

Writer's Block: How Rude!

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"So were you ever molested as a child?"

At Thanksgiving dinner with a bunch of strangers (+dad, who is not a stranger)

Why?

Because pretending to be a male with a connection to pastries means you were molested as a child.

I'm not even kidding. I was explain that DA account (it was part rp exercise, and part art exercise) to this nutter "So avante guarde~!" woman at this poet turkey dinner, and she says that. And goes on for about 5 minutes about how I will free my self when I come to grips with it.

Everyone was pretty slack jawed.

Does pretending to be a male with a connection to pastries even come up? Ever? Like....who sat there and tried to figure out the root cause of that?