I caught at least 60% of what you're trying to say, but given that you had so many misspellings, there were pieces that were lost to my human ability to comprehend proper english.

It's pretty hot that you two love star trek, im actually watching all of Season 7 of The Next Generation as we speak :)

Also, what is a twat knocker? That sounds like a slightly kinky job that someone would perform on an assembly line. Strap some chick on to a conveyer belt, someone knocks her tits, someone knocks her knees, etc etc, and I get to knock her twat. Are you hiring for that position right now??