Oh also.



Pengwinfeary: Look. Ok. Sample one and two are from like...1998
Pengwinfeary: that shit was fine in 1998
Pengwinfeary: so was face glitter
Pengwinfeary: and many other things we don't think about
Pengwinfeary: and if he starts listening to the spice girls and wearing lace up platform sandals, we are done
Pengwinfeary: because that fucker doesn't need to be any taller

Me: Well, then he wouldn't have had to buy a hooker, huh?
Ju: Actually...you rent hookers.

Kiona:
jvklcxjfkldsa XD
Me:
thought you'd enjoy that
beat by a chicken
tsk tsk tsk
Kiona:
it's baby sasuke give him a break :< lol
Me:
(...I think that's my inner Tsunade. Or Kakashi. Because my inner Naruto is laughing too hard to speak. You may be the victor just because he chokes on his own laughter)
Kiona:
(LOL my inner sasuke says that even if he can't beat a chicken, all that matters is that he can beat naruto. which means Naruto's weaker than a chicken)
Me:
...well played, sir.

BWA HA HA CASTIEL IS THE FASTEST GROWING BOYS NAME.

No seriously, wtf is wrong with people.

To clarify, I have no issue with fandom names. If you have not heard how AWESOME I think my male Star Trek/LotR hybrid name would have been, you have not been around me long.

However, you know what I would have had to answer to at roll?

William.

Not Legolas, Spock, or Han Solo. You also should not give your child a name that will be torture to them for the rest of their lives.

Though my mom legitimately had to talk my dad down from Luke Skywalker.

And I hope no one is trying to pass that off as a religious name. No, I really don't think you gave a shit about the Angel of Thursday 4 years ago.

Bev: Have you ever noticed you ability to look like Stich?
Me: .....what?
Bev: ....sound. Not...look. 

I don't, for the record, think I ever sound like Stich. Unfortunately. D:

I feel like the website www.myhorseclock.com is a terrifying typo waiting to happen

I stole this from opticalnerve. I wanna watch Mean Girls now.

This is what I should always wake up to.



Kitty is doing well. We figured out the right combination of formula and cat food for him, and he has suuuuuuper mellowed out.

And I may or may not have accidentally called him Jimmy about 5 times now.

Bev: You poke me with one finger. I poke you with my whole fist.
Me: I'm pretty sure at that point that's called punching me.

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Day 24 | Whatever tickles your fancy

So I found this in drive_mah_car, my art/writing journal which everyone should friend, so I'm posting it here:

Crowley: Azriphale.
Azriphale: Yes?
Crowley: Is it working?
Azriphale: I, uh, I believe so?
Azriphale: Is it supposed to be doing this?
Crowley: Yes
Azriphale: Then I'd think it's safe to assume it's working.
Crowley: good.
Azriphale: That should be capitalized, really.
Crowley: should it
Azriphale: ...Yes.
Azriphale: It should.
Crowley: thats nice
Azriphale: Crowley, I know you can write. Type. Correctly.
Crowley: but doin it this way is easier rite
Azriphale: No, it isn't! You use this godforsaken machine exponentially more than I do, you have to be able to type better than I can!
Crowley: y
Azriphale: Excuse me?
Crowley: y
Azriphale: Crowley, I haven't the faintest idea why you're typing the letter 'y' at me.
Crowley: ....say it
Azriphale: ...All right? I've said it? I know how to pronounce it!
Crowley: why
Azriphale: ...Oh.
Azriphale: I see, now.
Azriphale: ...That is appalling laziness, you know that, right?
Crowley: Sloth?
Azriphale: Oh. Yes.
Crowley: ^^
Azriphale: What does that one mean?
Crowley: it's like...a face...sort of
Azriphale: What do you mean, it's a face?
Crowley: like the eyes
Crowley: A sort of smile.
Azriphale: I...will take your word for it.
Crowley: Like
Crowley: ^_^
Azriphale: There...is a space between them now?
Crowley: it's a mouth
Azriphale: I still don't think I understand. But alright.
Crowley: You lack creativity
Azriphale: You lack punctuation.
Crowley: touche
Azriphale: So, what did you want to talk about? That required these methods?
Crowley: IDK
Crowley: just wanted to talk
Azriphale: IDK?
Crowley: I don't know
Azriphale: You don't know what?
Crowley: ....it's...nv-nevermind
Azriphale: This is the least conducive to communicating form of communication...ever.
Crowley: We could be texting
Azriphale: What is texting?
Crowley: sending messages on cell phones
Azriphale: Aren't cell phones for speaking to one another? What kind of messages?
Crowley: like...I'll show you nect time we meet up
Azriphale: I...alright.
Azriphale: You know I don't have a cell phone, right?
Crowley: ...really?
Crowley: I shouldn't be surprised
Azriphale: Why would I need one?
Crowley: You need one to survive
Azriphale: I..actually seem to be doing reasonably well without one?
Crowley: You're not
Azriphale: How am I not?!
Crowley: You're not
Azriphale: ...
Crowley: ur not

Crowley is me, Azriphale is blushingdolphin, and I'm pretty sure we just did this utterly unplanned and spontaneously.

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Day 09 | A photo you took



It's my pet dinosaur! Feeding time for him~!

Me: Oh there's a call on the other line. Oh, it's just lupus... ((The Lupus charity pick up people))
Ju: IT'S NEVER LUPUS.

So me and my mom were discussing how like...there is one person specific slang, and like...area specific slang, but not small group specific slang. And I was telling her my thing about wanting someone to sit in on our group and write down all the group specific slang we don't even know we have.

And simultaneously we were both: "Like Yoga."

I really enjoy the appropriateness of this icon. A lot.