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Mom: The new karate kid...is that Will Smith's little girl?
Me: Boy.
Mom: Well, her last name's Smith, and her mom's Jade...
Bev and me: It's a BOY.
Mom:...oh no D:

I don't think I have ever seen a D: face so perfectly IRL. She thought the twist was that the Karate Kid was a girl. We didn't break it to her that twist was already done, too.

Me: Frank just died. I think in the Mall of America.
Mom: Since that's in Minnesota, and they're not, probably not.
Me: Well it's a big damn mall.
Mom: * Indescribable mumbling* big damn mall.
Me: Did you just say "YOUR a big damn mall."
Mom: Your moms a big damn mall.

I love my mom.

We spent too much money this week. But we also now have all of Supernatural, the first two seasons of Lost, and season 2 of the Boondocks. Yay Target.

I'm really drained and tired. I have not finished my homework. And I have missed most of the Day after Tomorrow.

So me and my mom were discussing how like...there is one person specific slang, and like...area specific slang, but not small group specific slang. And I was telling her my thing about wanting someone to sit in on our group and write down all the group specific slang we don't even know we have.

And simultaneously we were both: "Like Yoga."

I really enjoy the appropriateness of this icon. A lot.

Dear mom,

Please.

PLEASE.

Never use the word bling again.

Ever.

Terra

So it's rare for song to stick out to me on my mom's Broadway station unless they're one I know or REALLY bad (The rest ten to fall into this general noise of mediocrity)

It's kinda surreal to look over and see the song that piqued my intrest is sung by Captain Jack Harkness.

I knew he was a singer, but this is yet another reason why Dr. Who is bad for my sanity as it bring fandom and my mom too close for comfort XD

Terra

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This is why we don't watch Project Runway with you.

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