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[penguinfaery]

【THE TIME CAPSULE MEME】

Leave me messages to open in a year.

Me:HOLY SHIT UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES THANK YOU FOR THE HEART ATTACK
Ju:Was it a grey?
Ju:Or a submarine?
Ju:Or a grey in a submarine?
Me:fuck
Me:aliens on submarines
Ju:Would you pretty much just straight up pee yourself at that point?
Me:my life would fucking end.

Comments

[amigoid.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but if I was an alien, and I wanted the fleshies to leave me alone, the ocean would be THE place to park my ship(s) I mean, really... A FTL capable starship should be able to handle a few atmospheres of external pressure, and since so few of you humans have any extra-sensory awareness, I'd just have to stay deep enough to stay out of visual range, and set up a cloak for the sonar systems. And if you bump into me, you'll just blame the missing sub on a reactor malfunction or something, and by the time you get anything down here, I'll have moved. Lotsa -space- to hide, yaknow, so long as I stay away from certain shores.

Then I can chat with the dolphins without being hassled, since I like hanging with them more anyway. So, no worries, unless you piss off the dolphins enough for them to ask me to deal with you shaved monkeys.