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I STABBED MYSELF IN THE CALF WITH AN EXCATO KNIFE DDDDDD:

"FRANKENSTIEN!"

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D:

~~This is why people make cracks about me and sharp objects.~~

My mom won't stop laughing cause when bev was first aiding it and put the alcohol on I was like "AGH-oh wait it doesn't hurt yet-GAH!" It's rly deep tho. I'm worried.

Tonight was generally brain ded suck. Had some fun online but brain ded. And watching Naruto with my mom. WHich leads to conversations like this:

Mom: He's Fagin.*
Me: Did you just call Zabuza bacon?
Mom:...Fagin.
Me: That makes SO MUCH more sense.

*The guy who collects orphans to be thieves in Oliver.

EDIT BECAUSE I FORGOT THIS ISN'T COMMON KNOWLEDGE: My excato knife has had the same blade since I bought it and usually can't cut through paper, none the less MY TENDER FLESH.

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OMG!! Baby are you alright?! I read this here first.. shit babe. *kisses* Is that why you dissappered?

No, meebo cut out and I had to leave in like...5 minutes anyway.

D= I have sliced my hands with those so many times, especially when cutting my hair DX

I was gonna be like "WHY WOULD YOU CUT YOUR HAIR WITH EM!" but you get cute hair all the time, so must be doin somethan right.

OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?

Those suckers hurt for just shallow cuts. I can't imagine a stab.

It actually didn't hurt much, and I'm a pansy ass. IDK why. But yeah, as of today I'm ok, so assming I don't get like...gangreen or somethan.

if it's clean you should be fine.

FRAU BLUCHER

Seriously, though, hope your leg is ok. D:

GOLD STAR!

I think it'll be fine. It actually didn't hurt that much. I dunno if there's less nerves there or anything cause it was more of an "How shit that baldes deep in there...huh."then a "OMG THE PAIN!"

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