penguinfaery: (axel-"not amused")
Terra ([personal profile] penguinfaery) wrote2009-11-25 03:11 pm
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Dear fanfic writers:

PWP=/=Death fics. The two are, in fact, mutually exclusive concepts.

Also.

You should not leave shit unresolved. That makes you an asshole. The end. (And I don't mean "Wait for next chapter" unresolved but like "And he left a note and ran off in the night, lol the end.")

That's not an ending, that's a cop out. wtf.

[identity profile] ryosato.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
PWP=/=Death fics

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh really loud in the middle of a very quiet office. XD;; I'm so sorry that you ran into something that made you make this post, but... it's funny, too. XD

[identity profile] penguinfaery.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
XD no, and like...I have run into this SEVERAL TIMES, not always death but like...a PWP that in always like...the last paragraph is like "btw FUCK YOU BWA HA HA HA HA!"

[identity profile] cloudyskies2046.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, that's it *punches them for you* <3

[identity profile] germany2germany.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What does pwp mean? ;u; It looks like a cute face! <33
AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE THAT ;A; I MEAN ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ENJOYING IT ORZ

[identity profile] penguinfaery.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Porn without plot, or Plot what plot?

I know right? THE STORY DOES NOT END BECAUSE YOU GET BORED.

[identity profile] krakensoup.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well, better than a fanfic I would write. I think it would be a madlib-create-your-own-useless-story like:

"main character eats word for fecal matter and dies. popular character has verb with inanimate object and verb's the noun. Congratulations, you just made a negative adjective story that person or people will wish they never past-tense verb. You word for failure."

At least, that's how I see all fanfic.

[identity profile] maleficial.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
I actually rather like PWP that ends in death.

[identity profile] penguinfaery.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose if it's a guro fic, but generally death=plot. Negating the lack of plot.

[identity profile] the-beanmaster.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Buuuutttt, they can both be in the same fic...

:>

[identity profile] penguinfaery.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like death generally equals some kind of plot, negating the PWP label (Like...I don't hate fics where people die. But i do think that negates the "what plot?/without plot" bit of PWP.)

[identity profile] the-beanmaster.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ok, I see what you mean.