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Terra ([personal profile] penguinfaery) wrote2009-11-25 03:11 pm
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Dear fanfic writers:

PWP=/=Death fics. The two are, in fact, mutually exclusive concepts.

Also.

You should not leave shit unresolved. That makes you an asshole. The end. (And I don't mean "Wait for next chapter" unresolved but like "And he left a note and ran off in the night, lol the end.")

That's not an ending, that's a cop out. wtf.

[identity profile] krakensoup.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well, better than a fanfic I would write. I think it would be a madlib-create-your-own-useless-story like:

"main character eats word for fecal matter and dies. popular character has verb with inanimate object and verb's the noun. Congratulations, you just made a negative adjective story that person or people will wish they never past-tense verb. You word for failure."

At least, that's how I see all fanfic.