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[penguinfaery]

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Me: Hello?
Some guy: Hi....
Me: Hi?
Some guy: Uhm...I'm just sorta looking for a friend.
Me: Uh...ok.
Some guy: And I saw your number in Westword*...
Me: *Trying not to laugh* I think you have the wrong number.
Some guy: You sure?
Me: Ooooh yeah.

*Local Magazine, notorious for "Massage Therapist" ads that tell you how the Massage Therapist look. Often with scantily clad pictures.

I feel bad for a guy trying to get a hooker two night before Christmas though.

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[fanged-ferret.livejournal.com]

<3<3 ohwowbabe. That made me giggle snort my tea which was an uncomfortable experience. Though totally worth it, no worries.

I need to give you a call tomorrow, because it looks like my in-town-ness for Saturday has been screwed up by my parents and their notorious ability to screw my life over by just-- not telling me their plans to leave town until two days before-y'know. Leaving town. So yeah, gimme a call, though if I don't hear from you by around 3:00PM I'll give you a shout.

[penguinfaery.livejournal.com]

OK baby ♥

Maybe we can meet up somewhere and I can grab em.

[fanged-ferret.livejournal.com]

That MIGHT actually work. I'll be at my brother's at SOME point tonight, if I haven't died of my sudden onset of fluishness, so if it seems plausible I'll give you a shout, if things are looking desperate I'll like-- MAKE my parents get me to the USPS or SOMETHING so I can overnight it. Either way, you will have them SOMEHOW between either now or when I get back. In the meantime I'm gonna go make Dean not quite so baldy.

[submit-yourself.livejournal.com]

well this made my morning