Terra

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Me: Hello?
Some guy: Hi....
Me: Hi?
Some guy: Uhm...I'm just sorta looking for a friend.
Me: Uh...ok.
Some guy: And I saw your number in Westword*...
Me: *Trying not to laugh* I think you have the wrong number.
Some guy: You sure?
Me: Ooooh yeah.

*Local Magazine, notorious for "Massage Therapist" ads that tell you how the Massage Therapist look. Often with scantily clad pictures.

I feel bad for a guy trying to get a hooker two night before Christmas though.