Writer's Block: Bone-chilling birthday wishes

[Error: unknown template qotd]Clearly a relevant question to me.

But also...IDK D:

There is Eddie. And Bert. And Roland. And Jake. (Dark Tower)

And Jack Shepard. (the Talisman/Black House)

And Beaver. OMFG I love Beaver. (Dreamcatcher)

And I really love Barbie (Under the Dome) but also fuck that book.

Also, does Haven count? Because I love Audrey, Nathan and Duke.