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Holy fucking hell DO WANT

...so anyone wanna buy me a birthday present? or loan be $125,000? I could probably pay you back before I died....

Ho shit I would like...kill for that. D: I would say sell my house but my house isn't worth that much...

*Goes off to cry*

Edit:

Me: Ju you're not going to college so we can buy this car.
Ju:...what? Did you find the like...the Mach 5.
Me: Yes.
Ju:....what? Really? Shit. Mom, I'm not going to college.