Terra

If I were a month, I’d be July (Overwhelmingly awesome sometimes, miserable others. And lazy.).
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1 am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth. Duh.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a love seat.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a shirley temple.
If I were a tree, I’d be a crab apple tree.
If I were a flower, I’d be a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a summer afternoon storm. Sometimes mellow, sometime terrifying.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.
If I were a color, I’d be chartreuse.
If I were an emotion, I’d be anticipation.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a mango.
If I were a sound, I’d be singing.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a bug.
If I were a food, I’d be a pot pie mebbe? IDK.
If I were a place, I’d be Ireland. Or Germany. Toni, Ju, pick.
If I were a taste, I’d be garlic.
If I were a scent, I’d be burned wood.
If I were an object, I'd be nerf shoot gun (No, I am not looking around my room why would you ask?).
If I were a body part, I’d be a hand.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be model face.
If I were a song, I’d Dragostea din tei by O-zone.

(I actually really have logic for all of these, if you want to know)

And my room in a meme. I feel like my room is pretty relevant to me, so...

If you've ever wanted to see my massive poster collection, my pet chupacabra, or my Weetzie Bat globe, click here: http://penguinfaery.deviantart.com/art/Room-meme-149995262