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BWA HA HA HA HA!

Me: Hello?
Some guy: Hi....
Me: Hi?
Some guy: Uhm...I'm just sorta looking for a friend.
Me: Uh...ok.
Some guy: And I saw your number in Westword*...
Me: *Trying not to laugh* I think you have the wrong number.
Some guy: You sure?
Me: Ooooh yeah.

*Local Magazine, notorious for "Massage Therapist" ads that tell you how the Massage Therapist look. Often with scantily clad pictures.

I feel bad for a guy trying to get a hooker two night before Christmas though.

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Chirstmas penguins

MERRY CHRISTMAS~! AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS IF YOU DON'T DO CHRISTMAS! AND JUST HAPPY DAY IF YOU DO NOTHING!

Also, on the way to Ju's I heard "We are the champions/we will rock you."

On the way there, one station plays "Another one bites the dust." I changed it cause...meh. To "We are the champions/we will rock you." Ok, I can rock that again. When it's done I change stations...

To "Bohemian Rhapsody"

I'm pretty much certain this means my car should be a vintage Bentley not a Mercury Wagon now.